Once again, my man “Fifty” is consuming my life. Everywhere I turn it’s all things “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Well, today I feel the need to reiterate my love and devotion to this trilogy in light of the recent media attention it has so deservedly and not-so deservedly received. You know you’ve hit “it” when The New York Times makes you front page news. My friend, fellow lifestyle blogger, and kindred spirit, Nikki Joel, was […]
Last night I did something I haven’t done in a really really long time. I went out, on a school night. Normally, I like to stay home with the boys during the week. We have our weekly routine, and I enjoy it. Well, if I’m completely honest, I’m really just plain lazy. It has to be a really fucking good reason to get my ass out of the house during the week. And, last night […]
After every vacation, I feel like I never went on one. Why is that? It’s hard to believe we were skiing in Utah only five days ago, but it’s true. And, even more unbelievable is what transpired on this past ski vacation. Nothing illegal. Nothing tawdry. So, stop automatically assuming the worst when I say things like that! Okay, maybe there was a little tawdriness going on, but that’s beside the point. We had some […]
Ugh! I’m so frustrated. I am loyal to my products year in and year out, but are they faithful to me? No, not so much. I can not begin to tell you how many times I have been told that my favorite hair product or lip-gloss or blush has been discontinued. This may not seem like a big deal to some, but trust me when I tell you, it’s a big fucking deal. Ladies, I […]
Warning: This is a rant! She is such a bitch! I know I’ve complained about Murphy plenty of times, but I’ve just about had it with her shenanigans. My People magazine came on Friday and it was totally decimated. She shredded the fucking magazine. And, I really wanted to read about Adele before the Grammy’s. G-d dammit. The mailman is terrified of her and won’t even push my mail through the door-slot unless he hears […]